Some scientists believed
They could beam
Needed a guinea pig
To test the stream
A criminal subject volunteered
To be free
He reported to the scientists
In their laboratory

They put him in the gadget
Ready to go!
A ray divided him to join
Particle flow
But something went wrong
He lost his head
The rest of his body stayed alive
With a primodial will to shred

A headless body doesn't
Need to be dead
The accidential vivisection
Driven him mad
An instinctive will to party
Is what he feels
Tonight he is going to
Kick up one's fuckin' heels

To enjoy your beer don't need a head
If you wear an inebriator instead
Nobody needs kisses - the girls shall suck
I've never heard about about it, that you need a head to fuck

To get totally wasted you will never need your brain
The creation of this piece of shit was fuckin in vain
A life without pangs of remorse is everybody 's dream
If you want to hear my advice: LET'S BEEEEEM!