I am mega man (mega man)
I'm blue and cyan (two different colors)
The creation of dr. Light, or "right"
If you are from japan
Also known as rockman
My mega buster can cut the mustard
I'm a flustered amputee
Pow pow!
Eight robot bosses in eight levels
Dishevel and revel in devilry,
I'll steal their weaponry

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Mega man!

I am also known as the "blue bomber"
I could shoot the legs off jeffrey dahmer
Kill a robot fish, kill a robot frog,
And then I ride off on my robot dog (wheee!)
Mega man, mega man three
(One, two, one two three four)

I am mega man
I got a motherfuckin' gun for a hand
Put together by dr. Right or light if you're american
I eat all my mega bran
I live in 2-d and it's my duty to destroy the master bots
Pow pow!
If you're aghast and you can't last
There's a fast way to pass all those bastard bots:
Blue and red password dots!

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Mega man!

I am also known as “the blue bomber”
Yes, I voted for ba-rockman obama
As for robot help, dogs are much preferred
'Cause I can't do shit with a robot bird
Mega man, mega man, three!
(Part three!)