Don't leave that woman unattended
I might get stuck in for myself
My friendly hands will be extended
Just for the goodness of my health

You see, you gotta understand that a woman needs a man like a fish needs water
And a man needs a woman like a woman needs a man
So I would understand if you don't wanna show me your daughter, but you oughta

Some people go for same sex loving and that's as healthy as can be
I just prefer it with a female and man they seem to prefer me
You see you gotta understand that a woman needs a man like a bitch needs water
And a man needs a woman like a woman needs a man
So I would understand if you don't wanna show me your daughter, but you ought'a

And your mother might be fine, but if she's a swine
You'll be wasting my time, I'll be right out the door
If your sisters pretty too I will see what I can do
But I can't promise you that I'll be coming back for more

So don't leave that woman unattended
I might get stuck in for myself
My friendly hands will be extended
Just for the goodness of my health

You see, you gotta understand that a woman needs a man like a bitch needs water
And a man needs a woman like a woman needs a man
So I would understand if you don't wanna show me your daughter, but you ought'a