You didn't ask about my job
You didn't ask about where I've been
You didn't ask about The Broken Family Band
You didn't ask about my ex-girlfriend

Well, now she's with a police man
And he's making her happy
And that's making me happy
So I'm just looking to reconcile that

I need a week with my uncle
'cause I've been hitting the booze too hard
I've been swimming in wine
I keep forgetting my problems and I'm making 'em up

How you think you're gonna get me home?
You ain't got any cigarettes cigarettes cigarettes no
How you think we'd be just on our own
Cos I'm like a kid and you're like a woman

So you're not with your husband and that's making you happy
I guess it's making me happy, but there's gotta be baggage with that
We'll work it out in some restaurants, drinking bottles of wine and stuff
We can kiss without tongues and forget all our problems and make some other ones up

How you think you're gonna get me home?
You ain't got any cigarettes cigarettes cigarettes no
How you think we'd be just on our own
Cos I'm like a kid and you're like a woman