Dm    G             C      F
Concentration Camps beauty Queens
Dm G            C       F
TV Dating, the American Dream
Dm   G             C          F
So romantic when I can't stay clean
Cm          Bb        Gm              F                E
My favorite makeup is getting hard to find but I don't mind
Dm         G             C        F
My hair is greasy but my vision's clear
Dm      G             C         F
I know exactly what's happening here
Cm            Bb             Gm               F
These fascist parasites have crawled into my head
 E                   A
And I'm stuck in bed
           F
Home sweet home

[Chorus]
         Bb           F
I've got carpet on my floor
      Bb           F
And a gun by every door
    Bb             Db                               F
And I am free, I'm free to live my life in constant fear
      Bb         F
I got food in my garage
   Bb             F
My garage is very large
   Bb          Db                              N.C.
My kingdom, my kingdom will survive a thousand years
N.C.
You know

[Verse 2]
Dm     G             C     F
Ironic distance isn't very far
Dm         G              C          F
This rifle has a range of 2 thousand yards
Dm     G                 C               F
When I shot him I didn't hear the bullet fly
Cm    Bb             Gm             F              E
Is it ironic that his death is televised, he still died
N.C.
I close my eyes
Dm           G                  C      F
It's hard to protest when you're so confused
Dm             G              C          F
This gun won't talk to me, so what's the use
Cm              Bb               Gm           F
And the pain is relative if your relatives survive
E
I still got mine
A                    F
How did you find me?

[Chorus]
         Bb           F
I've got carpet on my floor
      Bb           F
And a gun by every door
    Bb             Db                               F
And I am free, I'm free to live my life in constant fear
      Bb         F
I got food in my garage
   Bb             F
My garage is very large
   Bb          Db                              N.C.
My kingdom, my kingdom will survive a thousand years

[Verse 3]
Dm     G              C     F
And if virtue is it's own reward
Cm
May all the righteous always
Ab      Bb
Make it one
Eb      Ab           Eb
And I'm ready for my scene
        Ab           Eb
And I'm such a drama queen
    Ab        B                                     Db
Hey director, start the smoke and cue the laughter, now it's time to kill the actors
Db
Come on!