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[Verse]
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Go out to the lair where the trash is treasure
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We don't need nothing, no coins, just pleasure
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It's a sacred ground where there lies that golden turd
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Oh, it's the best of the worst, the kind that needs the Nerd

[Verse]
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The shrine of shit beckons out disdain
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To hunt it, to herd it, that's why we came
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It's a final beasted boss and it must be tamed
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With his pocket pouch, this is a job for the Nerd

[Interlude]
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If you want to come on out
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Come on and scream and shout
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This one's for the Nerd
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This is his final bell

[Verse]
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He'll offer up his great words sharp as daggers
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Key will be known, unlock a secret zone,
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Start digging for that great jackpot like a prairie dog
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When the Nerd plays this game, we'll get a sweet epilogue

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