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[Verse 1]
                     C          E
Thanks a lot for the invitation
                                Am
But I believe I'm already taken
                   C                   E     Am
Or maybe catch you somewhere along the way
                    C 
I can't believe the words I'm reading
E                               Am
Hotel lobby is suddenly freezing
                          C                 E         F
God, you'd think you have something nice to say, yeah


[Chorus]
                     G               C
But you think you're such a big man, picking on me
                                  F
Well, you'll never get another chance
                G             C
You should make plans to get away
                                  F
Before an accident comes your way
                         G
Don't be thinking you'll get off easy
C                F           C G  F  G  Am
Letter bombs are user friendly___


[Verse 2]
                C                  E
Making up for a troubled childhood
                                                             Am
You know there's people you could see, who you could talk to
                        C                   E     Am
You shouldn't be on the street for one more day
                      C               E
I'm lying here in the next hotel room
                                          Am
I feel like I've been hit by a sonic boom
                          C                 E         F
God, you'd think you have something nice to say, yeah


[Chorus]
                     G               C
But you think you're such a big man, picking on me
                                  F
Well, you'll never get another chance
                G             C
You should make plans to get away
                                  F
Before an accident comes your way
                         G
Don't be thinking you'll get off easy
    C           F      C G  F  G  F
I.R.A. is doing freebies___


[Bridge]
                     C
Maybe you could just say you're sorry
G                D           F
Full retraction, bended knee
                     Am                  D           F  G
Maybe you could just save your firstborn for me, for me___


[Instrumental]
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[Chorus]
  F                        G               C
Ohh, when you think you're such a big man, picking on me
                                  F
Well, you'll never get another chance
                  G            C
You should make a plan to get away
                              F
Before an accident comes your way
                         G
Don't be thinking you'll get off easy
C                            F      C G F      G      F   G F  G F
Wife and kids are gonna just love me_____, oh, love me__